Random Thoughts and Self Discovery

• Why is it always so freaking windy on the days when I wear skirts and dresses? Is there really more wind than pants day, or am I just more observant because I don't want the world to see my underwear?

• Squeeze cheese is from the devil. So are Cheetos, Thin Mints, and all other things that I adore, yet pretend I don't eat. Blah.

• People at work should wear bells on their shoes so as not to sneak up on people and give them a heart attack. Just sayin...